I just wanted to brag and let everyone know that my mission president was called to the second quorum of the seventy and is now a general authority. His name is Per G. Malm and hes swedish. Its nice to personally know a general authority...
Jon
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
My Mission President
Posted by cobrakaidojo at 2:09 PM 3 comments
Monday, March 29, 2010
Amy's pregnant belly

Here is a cute pregnant picture of Amy. I think I have babies on the brain b/c last night I dreamt that Melanie was holding a positive pregnancy test, but wouldn't say that she was expecting...weird, I know...
Posted by cobrakaidojo at 9:46 PM 3 comments
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Our Trip
Hi family. Melanie and I went on a cruise last week to celebrate springbreak, christmas, birthdays, anniversary, and a belated honeymoon. I had never been anywhere like the caribbean as Janelle and Michael Huff lived in Hawaii while I was on my mission. When I got back from my mission mom and dad offered to buy me a ticket to Hawaii to visit Janelle and Michael. I foolishly turned it down, believing that such expenditures were too worldly and that I needed to begin working immediately. Amy volunteered to go in my place. I guess I was still adjusting to normal life. In the caribbean, it was nice being able to walk around without shoes and a shirt.
This was our boat. The Carnival Glory. It was spacious and manned by philipene and indonesian workers. I am sure that the cruise line treats them like indentured servants and that their lives are miserable and that their employment arrangement would be illegal in the United States. We boarded in Miami, FL. In this pic, it was docked at our first stop of Thunderball and Casino Royale fame: Nassau, Bahamas.
It was strange for me to step into the water and feel that it was as warm or warmer than the air. I had never been to a beach with such fine and white sand and clear, warm water. Then we stopped at St. John's, Virgin Islands:
The beach pictured above is Trunk Bay on St. John's, Virgin Islands. The island was one of the most beautiful geographic places I've been to in my life. As you can also see, if I had a super power, it would be the ability to blind my foe by tearing of my shirt. We snorkeled in this bay and saw some tropical fish and corral. I discovered that I was terrified of looking around too much because I didn't want to see the immensity and depth of the ocean.
After St. Thomas/St. Johns, Virgin Islands, we stopped at San Juan, Puerto Rico. This was more of an urban stop.
San Juan was an old city. We toured around the "old San Juan" neighborhood, which has architecture dating back to the 1500s. This is a fortress that guarded access to the islands in the caribbean, like Puerto Rico, that have a fresh water supply.
The old town city was also very interesting. I sported my linen pants. I wanted to be like Gob from Arrested Development.
After San Juan, we stopped on Grand Turk, Turks and Caicos. After he orbited the earth for the first time, John Glenn parachuted into the water in a space pod, 20 miles off the coast of Grand Turk. We took a taxi to a secluded beach and saw a bit of the island. The people there live in extreme poverty. Once we got to the beach, the water and sand were pristine. And the size of the ocean, once again, terrified me but I enjoyed swimming in it anyway.
The locations were a great reminder that the world is beautiful and that God gave us the earth, not only to provide a space to occupy as we go about the plan of salvation, but also a space that inspires faith and happiness.
This was a big production trip for Melanie and I. I hope that we all take time out of our busy lives to pause a little and breath, whether its sitting down to watch a funny tv show, go on a weekend road trip with family, or go on a jog/walk.
Posted by cobrakaidojo at 7:00 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
A Reminder to Everyone
Tho our rapture and bliss There's no song can express,
Posted by cobrakaidojo at 3:14 AM 5 comments
Monday, December 28, 2009
Kareem vs. Hakeem
Riley and Jon,
You guys need to check your NBA history. Hakeem is a great center but Kareem is greater. What substantive argument can you provide against Kareem's play, numbers, MVP awards, and legend?
Kareem:
Games played - 1560 (2nd most in NBA history)
Field goal % - 55.9 (10th highest in NBA history)
Free throw % - 72.1
Three-point % - 05.6
Rebounds - 17,440 (3rd most in NBA history)
Rebounds per game - 11.2 (23rd highest in NBA history)
Assists - 5,660 (34th in NBA history)
Assist per game - 3.6
Steals - 1,160
Steals per game - 0.74
Blocks - 3,189 (3rd most in NBA history) (Note: blocks were not officially tabulated until the 1973–74 season)
Blocks per game - 2.57
Points per game - 24.6 (14th highest in NBA history)
Holds NBA career record for:
Most points (38,387)
Most minutes played (57,446)
Most field goals made (15,837)
Most field goals attempted (28,307)
Most All-Star selections (19)
Most All-Star games played (18)
Honors: Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame (1995); NBA champion (1971, '80, '82, '85, '87, '88); NBA MVP (1971, '72, '74, '76, '77, '80); 10-timeAll-NBA First Team; Five-time All-NBA Second Team;Five-time All-Defensive First Team; Six-time All-Defensive Second Team; 19-time All-Star; One of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History (1996).
Kareem Stats: see http://www.nba.com/history/players/abduljabbar_stats.html
Hakeem:
Honors: NBA champion (1994, '95); NBA Finals MVP (1994, '95); NBA MVP (1994); Defensive Player of Year (1993, '94); All-NBA First Team (1987, '88, '89, '93, '94, '97); All-NBA Second Team ('86, '90, '96); Third Team (1991, '95, '99); All-Defensive First Team ('87, '88, '90, '93, '94); 12-time All-Star; One of 50 Greatest Players in NBA History ('96); Olympic gold medalist ('96).
Hakeem Stats: see http://www.nba.com/history/players/olajuwon_stats.html
The numbers speak for themselves. I'll let you read through them and compare. You'll find that Kareem dominates in almost every major category. Hakeem has more blocks but you'll see that they were not tabulating blocks as a stat until four years after Kareem began playing. There are a number of other stats that were not tabulated until later in Kareem's career. Even still, you'll find that he dominates Hakeem on the stats.
Can you argue with Kareem's six MVP awards againts Hakeem's one MVP award? Though Kareem's six Championships against Hakeem's two is a striking stat, I won't argue the championship stat because it is more of a team stat than an individual player stat.
Further, check the NBA analysts and historians. They concurr that Kareem is greater. Hakeem is usually ranked behind Wilt Chamberlain and, in many cases, after Bill Russell. In some cases, he is ranked behind Shaq but I would disagree. I'd put Hakeem at third or fourth all-time:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/dailydime?page=dailydime-GreatestCenters
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/65759-top-10-nba-centers-of-all-time
http://www.geoclan.com/sports/articles/06/TopFiveCentersinNBAHistory.htm
I'll accept your concession unless you can provide substantive arguments to refute me, Mike Swenson, and pretty much every other credible NBA historian/analyst out there. In other words, you cannot argue that because I didn't watch TV during Kareem's entire career, Kareem is not greater than Hakeem. We all see fallacy in that argument. Give me something substantive or I will accept your concession that Kareem is greater than Hakeem.
In conclusion, http://www.yougotdunkedon.com/2009/04/kevin-johnson-dunks-on-hakeem-olajuwon.html
Ryan
Posted by cobrakaidojo at 10:49 AM 5 comments
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
barley
I did get some video of evan's cute upcoming "date". she is the one with the curly locks and blue/green shirt. i was trying to be inconspicuous.
Posted by cobrakaidojo at 7:29 PM 2 comments

