Infestation

One of these has made itself comfortable in Somerset 103. I was sitting at our kitchen table, talking with my roommates. I noticed tiny jerking movements out of the corner of my eye. I turned my head, and there on the stove, was that. It crawled vertically, pricking its little claws into the cheap metal for grip, down a pipe and into the oven. We opened the oven, only to find the thing not in there. It was gone. We opened all of the cupboards below the counter, and found the holes. The holes it had been using to travel between its hoards of food (my roommate's food). It had, without a doubt, already been spreading plenty of disease on this food. My roommates had put this food into their mouths for sustenance. It had done the same. And it will continue to do the same, until we find it and squash its little brain onto the kitchen floor. And where there's one, there are very likely more.